Monday, April 30, 2007

New Brewer family member in Houston

APOLLO
(Lita's new boyfriend)


Meet the newest addition to the family, Apollo. He is an 83 lb. HOSS of a dog, and he'd just as soon tear your leg off as look at ya. Ok, just kidding. He is actually just the biggest, most solidly muscled teddy bear that you've ever laid your eyes on and he would really rather crawl up in your lap and lay his head on your chest than tear your leg off. The petsmart vet estimated him to be about 7 yrs old, but I think he very well could be nearer to 8-9. We adopted him from a friend who found him on the street but couldn't find the owner for 2 months. He was going to have to take him to the shelter because he and his girlfriend live in a small apt and didn't have room for a horse sized dog. Thankfully, he is nearly as well-behaved and disciplined than Lita and gets along great with the kids, and the cat.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Easter in Houston

And presenting, The Three BucketHeads.(TBH) 'Professional Egg Hunters extraordinaire'

I know what you're thinking, and YES, the Easter Bunny DID hide them that good!


How 'bout that, an egg HIDDEN inside an egg carton. That EB was a GENIUS, I tell ya.


'Sniffle, Sniffle' "Dada, I only found HALF the eggs. Could you show me where the OTHER HALF is?

Thank God the rain let up for a little bit, all we had was 39 degree weather, brrrrrrrrrrrr.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Thank God, Thank God

for all of you who may have been out of the loop and didn't get the news, Birkhead is the father, thank God, the world will sleep better tonight, thank God...

Sunday, April 08, 2007

How Snow Came To Fall In Texas 2007

In this instance the "out of the ordinary" weather pattern is a direct result of the global warming trend caused by George W. Bush and the cattle on his Crawford Ranch. As Al Gore explained it, the lack of rainfall throughout Texas, preceding this climactic change, resulted in below average hay production for the entire southern region. Consequently, the wicked conservative President Bush, in an attempt to save money, the very same money that he received from his evil cronies at Halliburton in exchange for Iraqi blood, resorted to teaching his cattle to gulp mouthfuls of air so to fill their starving bellies and defer the dreadful hunger pains until beneficial rainfall would come. As a result, millions of little methane fart bubbles were created inside of the hungering cattle and the precarious first steps of what would cause snowfall in Texas on Easter weekend 2007, were taken. For months the cattle’s methane flatulent stale stink hung over Crawford and the surrounding countryside. As the horrid gasses ascended into the fragile atmosphere methane poopie ice crystals started to form. The abnormal ice crystals had the ability to convert normal ice crystals into evil misshapen stinky conservative methane snow crystals. The great conservative conspiracy had started and there was no stopping the enormous evil stinky conservative methane snow crystals from enveloping the entire sky over Crawford, then Texas, then the entire world… ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (evil laugh). All was thought to be lost,until wait, what is that, what is that sound, it sounds like a tweet tweet, tweet tweet, peeter peeter, hiccup cough, oooh, thank God or Allah or Buda or Jehovah or any other divinity whom you may worship or if you are Atheist we are heart fully sorrow for having offend you by the aforementioned deities, it is Al Gore coming to the rescue. As he stepped out of his pink rice burning hybrid Volkswagen a single tear streamed down his face and fell, but before it hit the ground it was sucked up into the sky, into the greedy evil stinky conservative methane snow cloud attempting to vacuum and convert all precious liquids into evil stinky conservative methane snow. However, because the tear was pure and released from a pure eye as a result of heartfelt suffering from seeing the harmful effects of conservative evil greed, the tear was able to stop the evil stinky conservative methane snow cloud and force it to fall back to mother earth harmlessly somewhere north of Huntsville. The End.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Damn this Global Warming to Hell


I guess Gore and those other libbies are correct about the man-made Global Warming Fireball of DOOM. Ryan's friend, Anna sent this undeniable evidence from her family's house this Easter weekend. And yes this is in TEXAS, just north of Huntsville, in fact. You better thank God that it wasn't us putting the banana on the snowman, hehehe. Think about that one while we go get the sunshields out of the closet to fend off this infernal heatwave.
HAVE A HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Rocky Jr. has his 2nd All Out Sparring Match

In preparation for the Laredo Tournament, at the end of the month, Michael got to step into the ring again this evening. His first fight, Novice on Novice, was too easy. Michael dominated the guy even though they were at the same level. He was too fast and hit too hard for the other guy to have a chance. This evening Michael's instructor tipped the scales in the other direction. The Amateur fighter he fought was 6'2 with a definate reach and experience advantage. He should have won hands down. This is the first time that Michael has gotten hit with serious intent to do harm. He has some battle wounds, but the "Amateur" realized early in the first round that he has some practicing to do. It's easy to hold your head up with a black eye when the professional fighters at the gym tell you that you did a good job.

When we got home, momma was slightly upset and demanded that Michael stop boxing. He'll be sparring again next week. I'll try to get some video.

I read that we had a template change....

I don't know..... I think I would like more color or pictures or funny little videos of kittens pouncing on unsuspecting puppies up in the top corner or something more than just plain blue.

I realize the template change took place only because it allows for the addition of the Fox News link at the bottom, which allows you to push your right-wing, ultra-conservative values on the rest of the family. To be really, so called, "Fair and Balanced" you should offer us a link to the Al-Jazeera "Fatwa for All" website. It tells the real story, not the Bush propaganda machine version. It also offers the interested reader insightful tidbits such as, "How To Wear Your Head Scarf in a Sand Storm," or "Color Coordinating Your Camel for the Spring Season." I don't know about you, but I hate a mismatched camel.