This is a funny joke from my sister....
Bubba and Dwayne are out in the woods hunting when Bubba grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Dwayne whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
..........First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot rings out.
Dwayne comes back on the line, "Okay, now what ???
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Are you saying something about us?????
funny...sounds like the folks of Kentucky would say.
not at all, just thought ya'll might appreciate the humor...any joke with a gun in it i thought would surely be a hit!
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